Nuclear Attack

The commander was giving instruction to the members of his team regarding how to protect oneself from the enemy’s onslaught.

·   In case of Knife: if the enemy attacks you with knife, keep in mind that knife is just few inches long, so keeping away from him is important. Always focus on the metal, your eyes should never leave it, when he comes near, hold the wrist and press the nerve with all your might. The knife will fall down certainly.

·   In case of Hand Gun: the hand gun is light weighted, so the aim cannot be accurate. Keep 200 feet distance; hand gun will not harm you. If you are closer, then try to shield yourself with some metal.

·   In case of Machine Gun: the purpose of machine gun is to kill as many as possible. It is not for choosing some particular target. Keep yourself away from it by 100 feet and you are safe.

·   In case of Shot Gun: the shot guns are used by snipers. The purpose of shot gun is choosing the target and shooting him down from far away. The easy way to escape is keep moving in a zigzag manner, not being predictable in movements. Do not stay in one place longer than few seconds.

·  In case of Nuclear Attack: finally we have come to the big one. In case of nuclear attacks, all you have to do is just following few steps: stand on your feet, spread the legs as far away as possible, bent the heads forward and kiss the earth, and say good bye.

Now do you understand why I support nuclear power plant? Not because Abdul Kalam has given a clean chit. Because it is very easy to handle the nuclear explosion and we will get the chance to recite the famous dialogue of Dharmendra in Sholey: Ghave wallo, good bye…..