Ph.d resolutions

This post is taken from the 'e-mail forward' received from Prof.Latha, it is creative and sounds true, verify with someone who has done P.hD. Similar dynamic takes place in all walks of life for example marriage, career etc...

Before joining PhD:

·  I want to win the Nobel Prize.

·  I want to win the Turing Award.

First year of PhD:d

·  I want to finish PhD in two years.

·  I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.

·  I want to make ground-breaking research.

·  I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.

Second year of PhD:

·  I want to finish PhD in 5 years.

·  I want a problem.

·  Shall I change my advisor?

Third year of PhD:

·  I want a paper; I don't care which conference.

·  Shall I change my topic?

·  I want to be known as Dr bhOndOO...

Fourth year of PhD:

·  I want to finish PhD!

·  My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?

Fifth year of PhD:

·  Why did I come here?

·  Why did I choose this advisor?

·  Why did I choose this topic?

Sixth year of PhD:

·  Someone give me a degree!

·  I want to leave this place — for ever.

·  Let me leave.

Seventh year of PhD:

·  People call me uncle.

·  The girl waited and finally married someone else.I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully

10 reasons why I chose   Research as a carrier- 

(1)   I hate sleeping.
(2)   I have already enjoyed my life in childhood.
(3)   I cannot live without tension.
(4)   I wanted to have disturbed family life.
(5)   I believed in Gita “Karm karo, fal ki icha mat karo”.
(6)   I wanted to take revenge on myself.
(7)   I want to miss my LOVE.
(8)   I wanted social boycott.
(9)   I wanted to break up with my friends.

(10) I love to work on Sundays and Holidays.